Reader's Questions
Tammy,
I just drove by the video store and saw my boyfriend’s car there again. Now I’m not talking about Blockbuster Tammy.
You know the kind of place I mean. The last time I saw his car there he told me he just went in to use the phone. What
do you think?
Porned Girlfriend
Dear Porned,
I’ve heard it called a lot of things honey, but never “using the phone.” Wake up.
__________________________
Dear Tammy,
My name is Steven and I’m 16. I’m selling Christmas wrapping paper to raise money for my 6th grade field trip to a pork
farm. I’ve always wanted to see how pork was made. Will you buy some paper? It’s nice and you don’t have to just use it
for Christmas presents. My mom likes to cover the front door with it and says it helps insulate the trailer.
Thank you,
Steven
Dear Steven,
Aren’t you an ambitious young man! And isn’t your momma smart! You and I have a lot in common Steven, cause I was
also 16 when I was in the 6th grade. I remember our class trip was to a milk factory to learn about homogenization. I
never understood that part of it, but two boys in my class ended up being milkmen and another turned homo so I guess
the trip was pretty powerful. I’ll take three rolls.
_______________________
Dear Tammy,
I went to the Reba concert last weekend but got sick in the parking lot before I went in. The guy at the gate wouldn’t
give me my money back cause he said I was just a drunk and deserved it. Can I sue?
Thanks,
Reba-less Robert
Dear RR,
That happened to me at the Whitesnake concert, only it was this snotty girl at the gate who just looked at me like I’d
thrown up on her. So I did. Remember that for your next concert.
_________________
Tammy,
My wife has taken on a second job. That means she’s getting TWO paychecks. But Tammy, she refuses to increase my
beer allowance. She still only gives me enough money to buy a case a week. Like that’s killing her. Please Tammy, can
you talk some sense into her?
Thanks,
Jake
Dear Jake,
I sure will talk some sense into her: Girl, leave this piece of crap and find a man who works as hard as you do. (By the
way Jake, if she does leave you, come see me on Friday at EZ Riders.)
_______________________
Dear Tammy,
I work as a “telephone debt recovery engineer.” I’m yelling at people all day trying to get ‘em to pay their bills. Don’t you
think I should be able to have a few beers on the job? I think so. I’m a better talker when I’ve got a buzz on. But my boss
says no way. Does he suck or what?
Signed,
Barbara S.
Dear BS,
All bosses suck. And by the way, stop calling MY house.
I just drove by the video store and saw my boyfriend’s car there again. Now I’m not talking about Blockbuster Tammy.
You know the kind of place I mean. The last time I saw his car there he told me he just went in to use the phone. What
do you think?
Porned Girlfriend
Dear Porned,
I’ve heard it called a lot of things honey, but never “using the phone.” Wake up.
__________________________
Dear Tammy,
My name is Steven and I’m 16. I’m selling Christmas wrapping paper to raise money for my 6th grade field trip to a pork
farm. I’ve always wanted to see how pork was made. Will you buy some paper? It’s nice and you don’t have to just use it
for Christmas presents. My mom likes to cover the front door with it and says it helps insulate the trailer.
Thank you,
Steven
Dear Steven,
Aren’t you an ambitious young man! And isn’t your momma smart! You and I have a lot in common Steven, cause I was
also 16 when I was in the 6th grade. I remember our class trip was to a milk factory to learn about homogenization. I
never understood that part of it, but two boys in my class ended up being milkmen and another turned homo so I guess
the trip was pretty powerful. I’ll take three rolls.
_______________________
Dear Tammy,
I went to the Reba concert last weekend but got sick in the parking lot before I went in. The guy at the gate wouldn’t
give me my money back cause he said I was just a drunk and deserved it. Can I sue?
Thanks,
Reba-less Robert
Dear RR,
That happened to me at the Whitesnake concert, only it was this snotty girl at the gate who just looked at me like I’d
thrown up on her. So I did. Remember that for your next concert.
_________________
Tammy,
My wife has taken on a second job. That means she’s getting TWO paychecks. But Tammy, she refuses to increase my
beer allowance. She still only gives me enough money to buy a case a week. Like that’s killing her. Please Tammy, can
you talk some sense into her?
Thanks,
Jake
Dear Jake,
I sure will talk some sense into her: Girl, leave this piece of crap and find a man who works as hard as you do. (By the
way Jake, if she does leave you, come see me on Friday at EZ Riders.)
_______________________
Dear Tammy,
I work as a “telephone debt recovery engineer.” I’m yelling at people all day trying to get ‘em to pay their bills. Don’t you
think I should be able to have a few beers on the job? I think so. I’m a better talker when I’ve got a buzz on. But my boss
says no way. Does he suck or what?
Signed,
Barbara S.
Dear BS,
All bosses suck. And by the way, stop calling MY house.
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